my grasp on the english language ranges from college professor to drunk walrus
Happy Capitalism, everyone! :D
THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT
OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHY AM I LAUGHING THIS HARD
Can’t breathe. OMFG.
THAT IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE COMMERCIAL
Wow I actually feel better about myself now
The ‘magic’ of photoshop and airbrushing
SO IMPORTANT TO SEE.
Whoah. The second one is actually insane.
This is disgusting
Ew…Yeah, if I get to this point…if I get famous, I will SUE if they alter my image. It’s DISGUSTING!!!
I hate it when people are like “wow I’m so awkward!” or they think acting awkward is cute and quirky. It’s not cute and fun when you actually are awkward and can’t talk to anyone or make any friends. I’m socially awkward and have social anxiety, it’s horrible because I want to make friends but I can’t so I’m always alone and it fucking sucks. Most people are like “wow it can’t be that hard to talk to people!” Well it is.
Are you kidding? Can’t be that hard? It’s almost physically impossible to start a fucking conversation. Hell, I can’t even raise my hand to get help in class. Being socially awkward is an actual thing, not just something “cute.”
Oh, god, I know! I was so angry when it was suddenly cute and trendy to be “socially awkward” and all of these teenagers would say, “OMG u guyz, I’m so socially awkward!” while they were surrounded by friends. You would not have friends if you were socially awkward, you ignorant piece of teenage fuck. I was in speech therapy all throughout elementary school because I was so socially awkward. Speech therapy, like being socially awkward, is not cute. It’s time consuming and annoying.